February 2012
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I hate my Macbook Pro
I paid $450 for a 15in Macbook Pro on craigslist. She told me it had a new battery and she never had any issues with it, which excited me.
I’ve had it for like 4-5 months. Within that 4-5 months, I’ve had to replace the top case ($220), it needs a new battery ($130) and I just found out that my bezel (the piece surrounding the screen) is cracked on both sides on the bottom, which is...
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Happy Valentine’s Day to my super awesome and beautiful girlfriend, Taryn :)
I still haven't seen a Greta Gerwig film without...
Siri, send me a pic of your tits.
i'm not sure if i hate being single on valentine's...
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Here’s a promo I put together for The Chisomo Idea, a non-profit I’m partnering with this year. This isn’t the final version. I have a couple concerns with it still. Overall, what are your thoughts?
hey christian friends, mark driscoll is a prick.
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Our State Is Small, But Our Dick’s Are HUGE
– What Rhode Island’s state motto SHOULD be
life.
i just found out i don’t have a paid wedding until late april.
fuck me.
no but seriously, if you’re hot and weigh around 110 pounds, fuck me.
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I hate people who drive Land Rovers & don’t fucking rove land. Get a...
– Rob Delaney
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holy shit the next person who says 'swag' i swear...
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For some reason Google Maps can't help me find my...
home alone for the weekend
I have all I need: Samuel Adams Boston Lager, Pizza, and Battle: Los Angeles on OnDemand.
The best way to prepare for an all day wedding shoot tomorrow.
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January 2012
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Steven Tyler looks like my mom’s friend Jan who tried to fuck me when I...
– Rob Delaney
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